I’d like to take a moment,
Just sit right there.
I’ll tell you how I became the target of creepy dudes wanting me to be their sugar baby… of Bel Air?
If you're on any social media site you likely know about the creepy DM's most men feel obligated to send. Please know this about me: I am the type of woman that has, within minutes, created a backstory for every DM creeper that is as humorous as some of the things I see in my unread messages.
Don’t believe me? Let’s meet a few individuals that will forever be lost in the Deleted World of DM’s:
Contestant #1: Sugar Daddy
Just sit right there.
I’ll tell you how I became the target of creepy dudes wanting me to be their sugar baby… of Bel Air?
If you're on any social media site you likely know about the creepy DM's most men feel obligated to send. Please know this about me: I am the type of woman that has, within minutes, created a backstory for every DM creeper that is as humorous as some of the things I see in my unread messages.
Don’t believe me? Let’s meet a few individuals that will forever be lost in the Deleted World of DM’s:
Contestant #1: Sugar Daddy
Contestant #2: Emmy
Contestant #2: Emmy
Contestant #3: Robert
If you are on the receiving end of creepy DM’s, my heart goes out to you.
Now I just received this message so I gots to go and get my monies:
Now I just received this message so I gots to go and get my monies:
XO